Well, after a week of perhaps too much fun Melissa and Desaree find themselves snuggled up under the covers brainstorming a step-by-step guide to snaring a suitor*.
*Disclaimer: They are NOT desperate. Just browsing ;)
Here are a couple of their ideas (feel free to use them yourselves ladies!)
Step 1: Switch your major to Finance
Step 2: Swimming lessons
Step 3: Put your junk in that box!
On the extremely rare chance that this plan does NOT work, here is another option:
Step 1: Invite Bob over for pool party
Step 2: Get fab clothes and a bang trim
Step 3: Make her open the box!
Well, there you have it ladies, two foolproof plans to ensnaring your man...you're welcome!
xoxo
P.S. Dopko has BROWN hair...thought you ought to know...
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3 comments:
I am extremely frightened because I actually understand you two... especially since you're incoherent to the rest of the world...
Coming from the view point of a guy, I can say that step 2 in both options would definitely work, and quite easily at that.
linds care to translate? mostly the box part?!?!
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